It's that time again!
(Btw, I haven't forgotten about the Bird's Halloween costume... it's just I don't have a brain. I bought all the supplies to make her costume last week, completely ignoring the fact I was getting my wisdom teeth out on Friday. Um hello? Do I have a brain? No. But I'm truckin' along on it and hopefully will be done soon.)
Okay, back to it.
This week we will embark on TMI and also an embarrassing fact or two.
A couple weeks back, a group of girls went to Applebees.
See? Here's the napkin.
It just so happen that about 99.99% of the group was pregnant.
The topic started moving that way, because it always does, and before you know it we're talking about
You read that right...
(Say "what"accenting the "h"... that's how I'm saying it)
I was totally confused.
How does that even work? I asked.
How would you know what it's suppose to feel like? I voiced.
So my friend, being the dear she is, flipped that napkin over and drew me this little beauty:
And I'll stop there.
If we ever have another baby, "self-checking" will be yet another thing to add to the list of things I missed the first two times around...
The embarrassing thing was how many questions the table was asking, considering almost all of us had at least one baby.
I have two kiddos.
And I am grossly uninformed about the anatomy and biological process of birth.
I just wait for
"She's at a 10!"
and start pushing.